uncle fukka

hey asshole. Yeah you. Joe Cafasso.

How would you like to suck my balls?

ugly as sin, dumber than a rock

The person who's uglier than sin and dumber than a rock isn't the chick with the big jugs to the left, but you'll understand what I'm talking about in a second. The networks are pretty smart when they pick bitches like that to give us the weather report. I'd sure like to meet up with her on a cold day, wouldn't you?

It's no wonder this stupid Cramer bitch is searching for attention, she's probably been cast to the side her entire life in favor of beautiful women like Nicole Kidman. Shit, I've been looking for pictures of Cramer, her husband even put some stupid website up about her impeccable fashion sense. That's stupid; she might have been a cute little girl once to her daddy, but she's an ugly hag now with two kids hanging all over her-and her talking about breastfeeding makes me puke. Her tits are as flat as pancakes and she looks like a man with no shape. This is one of most fucking homely creatures ever to cross a threshhold. Ok with a little of that outta my system, I was reading over at her dump that she calls a blog-a post attacking Cao from Cao's blog, saying her videoblogs are PHOTOSHOPPED. Put some pretty cute pictures of her up, too, but also attacked her for having cleavage. I guess Cramer would rather show us her hairy legs than admit she doesn't even need a training bra.

Too bad the video with Nicole Kidman doesn't show her in front of the greenscreen in that great movie where she's sexy as hell. So what I'm going to do is show a picture of her, anyway, because pictures of Cramer make me want to puke.

Hey Cramer, you fucking moron, have you ever heard of greenscreen technology? There's just one example of this idiot talking about things she hasn't ever heard of, and not even bothering to check before she starts clicking on the keyboard. I'm no genius where the computer is concerned, how long did it take me to put up this idiotic excuse for a blog? But all you have to do is be able to get around on the internet some; you don't need a fucking phd in physics, a masters degree in American studies or a ba in Math. Geez, and now she thinks she's some kind of fucking military expert and journalist! Cramer, I've met some math geeks in my time, but you've topped it with your complete absence of street smarts. But that's what book people do, you know, they belong in laboratories with the other rats, not trying to morph themselves into critics of military affairs.

Here's a little lesson for you, you stupid bitch. Chromakey *wikepedia*:

the removal of a color (or small color range) from one image to reveal another image "behind" it. The removed color becomes transparent. This technique is also referred to as "color keying", "colour-separation overlay" ("CSO") (primarily by the BBC[1]), "greenscreen" and "bluescreen". It is commonly used for weather forecast broadcasts. The presenter appears to be standing in front of a large map, but in the studio it is actually a large blue or green background.

Ok, bitch, ever watched a weather report? Those news bunnies, who are a lot more attractive than YOU, have been doing those reports in front of a greenscreen for the last -I don't know- at least 20 years. Get a clue and a brain and don't put your fingers on the keyboard when you don't have the foggiest idea what you're talking about.

And another thing. Is that what happened to you...? Like your kid who's hanging out of the stroller about to hit his head on the pavement while you're cluelessly mugging for the camera? Whoever took this picture did it from a distance and told you not to put your hairy armpits in the air, didn't they?

What I don't really understand is how a young mother would do the things Cramer does without remorse, apology, or telling her husband about it. I wonder what she went home and told her husband when she returned from secret rendez vous with her arms around secret agent man. If I were him I would be pissed as all hell and take away her car keys. Maybe tie her up or something. (lol. Joke. Cramer doesn't have a sense of humor) And I hate to think about the rest of it, it makes me want to puke. Cafasso and his rotting teeth and Cramer with her hairy armpits; it's a match made in heaven. If they didn't meet on the internet, they were introduced by another make-me-want-to-puke poser that gets off on PR and promotion; Ed Artis, Mr. Knight of the round table. Or Knight of the realm. Or somestupid shit that impresses people even though it doesn't mean dick.

Cafasso is GUILTY

the subject matter may piss you off

If you're one of those pansies, who can't stomach a hangnail, or cream in your pansyass latte, the subject matter here might piss you off, but you know what I say to that? Fuck you. Fuck you with your stupid pansy ass lying septic tank you call a head. At least we can enjoy a little eye candy while we're at it. And that's my prerogative. If you don't like it, tough shit! Nobody's asking you to read over here. I just started this thing up and for all I know, I'm fucking talking to myself.

this here's my turf, my territory, my say, and that's it. I'm crude, I'm rude, and I'm socially unacceptable, that's why I live my life like I do and it's still a free country so eat shit and die, alright.

So when I get that out of my system, I'm ready to discuss other things. But this entire story about Joe Cafasso gets me all riled up, and ready to shoot something. It's a case of what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

If Cafasso can have a blog up attacking people from the security of his computer screen without admitting who he is, then goddamit, the rest of us can do it, too. They 'out' people blogging behind pseudonyms, but then they themselves are blogging behind pseudonyms and they call it 'stalking' when Cafasso is idiotic enough to do what he does in front of people with witneseses. Doesn't he know how fickle that crowd is? That they're willing to eat their own to save their own sorry asses?

cafasso stars in a 20second piece in outfoxed

The posterboy for how not to live your life.

I'm putting the bike up for the winter

it's quite a production, so I'll be off this thing for a few days. Looking forward to seeing all that's happened out there when I get back. Battery tender, sta-bil and a bunch of other hooey I've got to do to the damned thing. But it's my baby, and I want to have her in top-notch condition, come spring and I'll be preparing for that first warm day we git. Something kinda sad about doing this...it's acknowledging that winter is coming, and we get hellish storms and snow here. It's best to do this after the first frost, and I've been waiting 'cuz we already had one a while back.

Don't worry, Joe, I'll be back to rip you a new one later.

If there's one thing I hate, it's a poser.

This is how I'm going to open it up, and believe you me, there's a lot more where this is coming from. Yeah, I've got a hardon for this guy. I've got a hardon for assholes, and Joe Cafasso has two assholes. He has one where he shits, and the other where he runs his diahrea of the mouth. This is from the Superpatriots website, and it looks to me like they know exactly what this flaming asshole is all about.

Joe Cafasso:
aka Colonel Cafasso,
Delta Force Commander:

Colonel Joseph Cafasso is frequently named as a "Special Forces source," a "Former CIA agent," a "former CIA operative," a "Green Beret who has asked not to be identified for fear of reprisals," a "decorated Special Forces officer that has requested he remain anonymous for fear of litigation," and numerous other similar descriptions in everything from Floggin, Associated Press, New York Magazine, to the prestigious Columbia Journalism Review, just to list a few.

Colonel Cafasso, like Sir Edward is a highly decorated Delta Force Commando, who has been awarded three Silver Stars for Valor in Combat, Air Medals for Valor, at least one Bronze Star for Valor, and participated in Operation Eagle Claw- the Delta Force rescue attempt of American hostages in Iran. His military record is impressive. His comments, commentary, and expert opinions have been cited in more than twenty articles about Jack Idema and the Afghan court case. Cafasso has also claimed that the al-Qaida videotapes Jack captured in 2001 in Afghanistan were fake. Colonel Cafasso used to be a Military Advisor for FOX NEWS, which relied heavily on the good Colonel's exceptional knowledge of Special Operations to guide FOX's coverage of the 2001/2002 war in Afghanistan.

In reality, Colonel Cafasso spent a total of 47 days in the Army and was given a General Discharge as being unsuitable for service. He left the Army at the same rank he had 47 days before when he enlisted- as a Private. If you don't believe us, search the NY Times Article "At FOX News- The Colonel Who Wasn't." We have a copy online in our archives- just click here. This is rich, think about it, Private Cafasso, like Artis, managed to defraud the American people, FOX News, and fifty press agencies into believing that he was also a bona fide American hero.

Private Cafasso's only experience with war and special ops, was at the movie theater, where he probably wets his pants. So can someone please tell us why none of these brilliant journalists like Mariah Blake (CJR), Tod Robberson (Dallas Morning News), Stacy Sullivan (NY Magazine), etc, etc, have never figured this out when Cafasso's 47 day military career is documented by the NY Times and all over the internet (search the VeriSEAL website for the full story about fake conmen exposed by real soldiers, real heroes, and real Navy SEALS).

There are two reasons why Cafasso really hates Jack and fills inexperienced journalists with packs of lies. First is because, unlike Cafasso, Jack is the real deal, and nothing breeds contempt, hate, and fear like jealousy. Second, is because Jack helped expose Cafasso for what he really was, a fraud, and a million people read about it in THE HUNT FOR BIN LADEN- read the excerpt:

EXCERPT ABOUT JOE CAFASSO FROM The NY Times Bestselling books: The Hunt For Bin Laden (Random House- Paperback version) and TASK FORCE DAGGER (Macmillan Publishing)

"The Fox News Channel was having a myriad of problems … with their “Military Expert and Senior Consultant,” Retired Green Beret Lieutenant Colonel Joseph A. Cafasso. Cafasso was interacting with the Pentagon and Green Beret operators on the ground so that FOX could bring real-time combat reporting to the American public. The problem was that “Colonel” Cafasso was a fraud. He was neither a Green Beret nor a Colonel, having spent just a short time in the military before being discharged. In fact, Cafasso was using FOX News to provide misinformation to the public, and using his phony credentials to gain access to confidential Special Operations information. At one point, Cafasso even recommended to the Special Operations Command that they assassinate an American advisor [Jack Idema] on the ground in Afghanistan.

“I told [CENSORED]…you should have just used a suppressor and blew him [Jack], blew him away,” Cafasso later said during a meeting in Washington, DC.

Apparently, Cafasso and FOX News were upset that CBS 60 Minutes II had obtained captured al-Qaida training footage from the advisor that Cafasso and FOX News had wanted first. Cafasso was willing to go to any lengths to get exclusive FOX coverage, even through an assassination.

Green Berets began a covert investigation into Cafasso and leaked his phony credentials. The New York Times published a story a short time later, called “At Fox News, the Colonel Who Wasn’t.”

born to be wild

read it and weep, this ain't revenge, it's justice

For the assholes out there who just.don't.get.it., Joe Cafasso has done more crap to people than is humanly possible. Nobody is 'cyberstalking' Joe Cafasso, if you take a look at all his chatroom and discussion group bs, and all the people he's fooled with his fake stories of heroism and military prowess, ONLINE, it's the other way around. Get a clue and a brain, you fucking morons. Under a number of fake names, Joe Cafasso has managed to get access to confidential information, government secrets, and who knows what, just because he's a silver-tongued smooth-talking conman in person, who's 'impressive' and 'dignified'. I've heard him talk, this ain't no diplomat. This ain't no fucking special forces soldier, this is an asshole, pure and simple.

And that's just the beginning! This man has no limits to what he's capable of, and the people who are shielding him are enablers.

Old geezers like me can learn new tricks, and that's why I've stepped up to the fucking plate.

Assholes like Joe Cafasso and his buddies in the media have done a lot of damage to a lot of people, and it's about time for the tide to change. And it always does, if you've been around a while to see it happen in life. Some people call it karma; some people call it other things but it all boils down to one thing; one way or another, people get what they deserve.

It's not 'revenge', it's 'justice'. And we're seeing it happen here, here, here, here, here, here, here.

Read it and weep, boys.

we'll see how it goes

I'm not good at this internet shit.