ugly as sin, dumber than a rock

The person who's uglier than sin and dumber than a rock isn't the chick with the big jugs to the left, but you'll understand what I'm talking about in a second. The networks are pretty smart when they pick bitches like that to give us the weather report. I'd sure like to meet up with her on a cold day, wouldn't you?

It's no wonder this stupid Cramer bitch is searching for attention, she's probably been cast to the side her entire life in favor of beautiful women like Nicole Kidman. Shit, I've been looking for pictures of Cramer, her husband even put some stupid website up about her impeccable fashion sense. That's stupid; she might have been a cute little girl once to her daddy, but she's an ugly hag now with two kids hanging all over her-and her talking about breastfeeding makes me puke. Her tits are as flat as pancakes and she looks like a man with no shape. This is one of most fucking homely creatures ever to cross a threshhold. Ok with a little of that outta my system, I was reading over at her dump that she calls a blog-a post attacking Cao from Cao's blog, saying her videoblogs are PHOTOSHOPPED. Put some pretty cute pictures of her up, too, but also attacked her for having cleavage. I guess Cramer would rather show us her hairy legs than admit she doesn't even need a training bra.

Too bad the video with Nicole Kidman doesn't show her in front of the greenscreen in that great movie where she's sexy as hell. So what I'm going to do is show a picture of her, anyway, because pictures of Cramer make me want to puke.

Hey Cramer, you fucking moron, have you ever heard of greenscreen technology? There's just one example of this idiot talking about things she hasn't ever heard of, and not even bothering to check before she starts clicking on the keyboard. I'm no genius where the computer is concerned, how long did it take me to put up this idiotic excuse for a blog? But all you have to do is be able to get around on the internet some; you don't need a fucking phd in physics, a masters degree in American studies or a ba in Math. Geez, and now she thinks she's some kind of fucking military expert and journalist! Cramer, I've met some math geeks in my time, but you've topped it with your complete absence of street smarts. But that's what book people do, you know, they belong in laboratories with the other rats, not trying to morph themselves into critics of military affairs.

Here's a little lesson for you, you stupid bitch. Chromakey *wikepedia*:

the removal of a color (or small color range) from one image to reveal another image "behind" it. The removed color becomes transparent. This technique is also referred to as "color keying", "colour-separation overlay" ("CSO") (primarily by the BBC[1]), "greenscreen" and "bluescreen". It is commonly used for weather forecast broadcasts. The presenter appears to be standing in front of a large map, but in the studio it is actually a large blue or green background.

Ok, bitch, ever watched a weather report? Those news bunnies, who are a lot more attractive than YOU, have been doing those reports in front of a greenscreen for the last -I don't know- at least 20 years. Get a clue and a brain and don't put your fingers on the keyboard when you don't have the foggiest idea what you're talking about.

And another thing. Is that what happened to you...? Like your kid who's hanging out of the stroller about to hit his head on the pavement while you're cluelessly mugging for the camera? Whoever took this picture did it from a distance and told you not to put your hairy armpits in the air, didn't they?

What I don't really understand is how a young mother would do the things Cramer does without remorse, apology, or telling her husband about it. I wonder what she went home and told her husband when she returned from secret rendez vous with her arms around secret agent man. If I were him I would be pissed as all hell and take away her car keys. Maybe tie her up or something. (lol. Joke. Cramer doesn't have a sense of humor) And I hate to think about the rest of it, it makes me want to puke. Cafasso and his rotting teeth and Cramer with her hairy armpits; it's a match made in heaven. If they didn't meet on the internet, they were introduced by another make-me-want-to-puke poser that gets off on PR and promotion; Ed Artis, Mr. Knight of the round table. Or Knight of the realm. Or somestupid shit that impresses people even though it doesn't mean dick.